the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
You are perfect. It’s embarrassing how hardcore I’m crushing on you, but of course it’s not going to work out in my favor. I may or may not be making up these mixed signals in my mind…
You’re annoying beyond belief. I’m almost embarrassed for you.
I’m disappointed in you. Make better decisions.
Why do you have to make things weird? It’s really frustrating. I’m not hard to get along with, but this whole thing makes me insecure with my social skills now.
(That felt a little better. Now to continue carrying on with my life…)